Flat As A Witch's T*t T-Shirt circumcision and possibly result in a

and possibly result in a few awkward silences

this shirt is your ticket to a conversation you definitely didn’t plan for

most of them are used up on more important things than dumb questions

Perfect for anyone who likes their humour with a bit of nostalgia and a dash of playful rebellion

and let the wisdom chase you a little longer – if it can catch you

Flat As A Witch's T*t T-Shirt circumcision and possibly result in a'Flat As A Witches T*t' [saying] When the atmosphere has dropped and has become incredibly boring and or depressive. "Every time you come near me you are flat as a witches t*t". Features Premium funny unisex graphic t shirt. Relaxed fit suitable for men and women. Ethically sourced garment. Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology. High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.